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Please submit your questions to Abner here.. *** Abner's advice is to be taken at your own risk. We do not assume responsibility for any side affects or problems which may occur as a result of his suggestions. |
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| How do I make my system faster... ? |
| Computers are being produced at a faster rate than ever. Newer processors are taking the gaming industry to another level. However, most people can't afford to keep up with rate of technology. For those of us that are stuck with a PII 200 there is a simple answer to this dilemma. The solution for this is to get a paper cup (has to be paper) and walk out to your back yard. Grab 62 blades of grass and two pebbles (no bigger than 1/4 inch in diameter). Then fill 1/3 of the cup with water. Place the cup on the on your computer desk making sure it is not in a location that can easily knocked over. Now chant the following 10 times every morning for 3 days "Ping Puter Puter Ping". If you follow these steps I assure you that your system will increase its performance by 40%. | |
| What can I do for that corn I have on my foot... ? |  |
| Ahhh... This is a problem that I can relate to. I spend so much time in front of the computer and have my right leg wrapped underneath my butt that I've seem to have grown a corn on my foot. To cure this is simple. Go out to your shed or utility room. Grab the following tools: machete, hammer, flathead screwdriver and some string. Take all of these tools to a location where you can sit comfortably. Take the string and tie one end of it to your big toe and the other to the door knob. Slam the door. If your corn is not removed after that, go see Dr. Scholles. What the heck do you expect. | |